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the party was a success i am told. Alot is Blurry as i was very tainted with ale and punch, but i got nothing but love when talked to about it. Thank you to all who came and had a wonderful time and thank you to Brett most of all for helping in the pep talk, cleanup and the donation process! (thanks paul too) i owe you both one!

i just wanna die
its 12:07 in the freaking morning and as sick as i am i should be sleeping...but no i cant because the snot that is backed up all the wat to my ears is keeping me from breathing at all. Im afraid if i try to sleep i will wake up gasping and blue from the lack of Oxygen getting to my poor sick lungs. A toast to me...for living on the edge of death, to The johns...robert palmer(i loe Cocktail because of his song), and sweet sweet wesley willis...my props to you are long over due. PARTY REMINDER!!! OCTOBER 18th at 8:00 -eerie "rock over london, rock on chicago."

SourPuss...i love you more than Elephant Ears
I promised my laceycat that i would write an entry...as i have nothing important to say ill just comment on this...Old People in Chinese Cookerys have no say so in the real world nor do their opinions matter one fuck in the world...Please...my brilliant General Studies Major...you did what is best for you and you have a brilliant mind for a Psych anything...even if it is a minor. So please, know that you are the smart one for dealing with YOUR Mental health so one day you can be able to deal with OTHERS...you are the love of my life to and you know it. -Eerie P.S.Just think...one day you could write a perscription for that asshole that says its for depression(as all old people are sad in more ways than a turnip) but really give him something fun like crack and know that you helped rid the world of a useless sorry asshole who had the nerve to criticize my best friend. So There.

My friends are great! WoahWoahHereSheComes
Well last night was birthday night and i want to say thank you to all my friends whom i know (except bbbrett0 just hate Kareoke...well at least bbbrett will rock the house after he is drunk...we had a blast well i did at least...i had bbbrett singing Mack the Knife in his loungey voice that makes me think that there is a place for all the dead burbon singers to congregate. Paul gets Keens award for biggest balls of the night for entertaining Puss and i with maneater...oh hall and oates how do i love thee? And Puss oh Puss....if i do die today dancing to you singing to These boots are made for walking will be the memory that carries me to the gates of hell (thank you!) The only thing missing was Keen singing a beatles song for me, but alas his harmonious voice was overshadowed by a sore throat...but he will be making up for it next year! So thank you for all who came who hate the obnoxious singing and did it anyway for me...it felt great!

im so goth im......? You tell me.
i hate job hunting. its a useless and boring concept..a whole lot of tight asses telliing me im too qualified, not qualified, i have a 2nd interview, nevermind here is a form letter telling you that you should kill yourself. If one other person tells me the dreadful phrase..."YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A (fill in the correct position title). I am going to go and have a jeffery dahmer party...ill go cannibal on there ass and you can all come see me rot away in a cell i swear to the gods!! God its all just a waste. i spent today writing the nth version of my resume...this time to impress a entry level management company. yay me...i interview tomorrow. The sex farm is calling and sooner or later i have to go back...my leave is over with CPR class tomorrow right before my interview...i hope i dont have to look at the lady and say..sorry im so sweaty but i had to pump life giving breath into dead doug at class today, he was a heavy guy so i had to breathe hard...yeah it was kinda like sex thanks for asking...NEXT!! I can see it now...oh lord kill me please. Im glad all had fun at the cramps, keen and i were gonna go, but as i am so broke and almost jobless, that plan was knocked to shit. Alas, time to write a reference page, 6 people to sing my praises, where am i gonna find thoes??????

Go Pelican...Comeon Pelican
my sleep cycle is way off!! Im not going to be till 8:00 in the morning and sleeping till 6:00pm. i feel lazy and slothish... So while i was awake last night, Keen being awake with me, we watched scarface and ill have to admit after all the bitching and moaning i did about not wanting to see it...i enjoyed it a lot. the blood was great, there is death by chainsaw and the accent grows on you like a fungus after a while. For thoes of you who don't know...i was suspended from work for missing my CPR class, this is another instance that is telling me to quit my job at the sex farm and move on to maybe old people farming. Or like in Motel Hell...people farming, Id have to have someone else cut out the tongues though,,i find that really gross. ok i have to go hunt down the Plain Dealer and hunt for a people farming job now, Ciao-Eerie Thought of the day:Why did At&T start thoes horrid commercials that make it seem like they care about the world, when really they just want to sell Long Distance??

The Dark Tower LIVES!!!
ok,,,im in a better place today then i was yesterday...god how depressing...pity party me...lord...but today i got the best news ever... After going to half price books to buy Insomnia by stephen king i was alerted to the news that BY GODS........THE DARK TOWER SERIES IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!! now for all you who dont read for pleasure...these books are the reason i survive...King has kept us all dangling since 97 when he published DT IV....its been a long time coming as the first in the series was put out in the early eighties...we(as in all the king fans of the universe) all thought he would die before he finished...but the link on this pages title brings us to the dark tower website that tells us all that the last 3 are DONE!!! im so happy i could spit all over myself and let a cow lick it off! now i dont think any of my other friends read this...(except BBBrett i think) but i just wanted to share my happy happy news. thanks to puss for your love, oh and link bbbrett to this incase he doesnt know! Happy Again like a pig in slops-Eerie Thought of the day:If i sell my soul to the devil...do you think i'd get enough money for a soda and a pack of Marbs?

I dont EVER want to be these people!!
i was looking at Puss's page and at all the links...and it hit me right in the gut that i really really miss my friends. i know that on so many occasions that i am such a bitch and that everyone has a right to hate me...but now...being out of work for a week and it slapping me in the face that everyone is in college but me, has made me cry right here at my computer. im not pity partying myself...i guess im just coming to the realization that my life from child hood on has sucked...ive been a bad person and i know it. when all you have is a boyfriend and a best friend who has stuck by you through EVERYTHING(dont think i dont know...)its wonderful...but when thats all you have because you have been a fuck to everyone else...well it makes me want to dance on the Chamber floor, skulk around with all the sad kids, but with a shotgun in my mouth...pulling the trigger would be great. i think ive entered depressed mode...good luck to us all. Keen and Lace-you are my hero's and the reason that i still breathe. --Eerie

Clay...Making it??
i'm ok...well i think im ok. After American Idol announced Ruben"i sing everything the same" Studdard, i wanted to cry. I was talking to Puss at the time, and we both knew,,,but we hoped. My phone was beeping with calls(who knew i knew so many people?)my mom called to say that it was rigged..oh is she pissed!!! She was a Rick Astley..oh i mean Clay fan all the way. My grandma called to say she was shocked, she just KNEW it was gonna be Clay...My friendboy's best called and laughed at me and hung up on my tears...it was an emotional ride. So now that the urge to slit my wrists has passed, i have nothing. Clay was a better singer, a better performer, and im willing to bet that Ruben drops dead during a performance lugging around that huge ass of his...i for one will be the first one to cheer. So ends my ride on AI. I will smile through my tears and live my life...if Keen will stop doing this Jig that he has going on behind me. Such is the life.-Eerie Thought of the day: Is it just me or is Mr. Peanut really sexy in his new commercials?...He can be my peanut butter anyday.

Don't Click Here though....
Oh and by the way...i didnt spend all this time linking my site to all these other ones for no one to get a laugh....make sure you click on my title links!!!! -Eerie

Aiken for...Bacon???
he better win....i had a dream about bacon last night...it was singing to me...what the hell is wrong with me??? Thought of my day: Doughnuts is there anything they cant do? (thank you Homer!!)

i wish i could sleep...
so im now messing around with templates and im sure im fucking this up real well...i just cant fucking sleep. someone hit me with a sledge hammer..please?

Cheaper than a shrink...
So i was looking at Google today and for the fun of it i googled my name...the only think that came up was lacey's blog...one of the only two people in the world who loves me..so in homage to her i decided to write one of my own. since my dirt digger will be the first to read this im sure...i have to let you know that i got a form letter today telling me that i did not get the job...im ready to slit my wrists and die. Keen helped though by doing what only great boyfriends can...making me laugh by singing and dancing with me to a made up folk song. Thank the stars for that one. So another week at the Sex farm (cue bad spinal tap song here) i hope i find a decent job soon...otherwise im gonna have to start pig farming in utah...but at least there i can practice polygamy. Thought of the Day: why does my cat only lay on my tummy when i have to pee? -Eerie

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